5 Ways To Drive Him Wild!

Bring hundreds…NO…THOUSANDS of readers to your blog!

How?
Show titties or cleavage!
Show titties AND cleavage!
Put as much trash on your posts as possible!!!

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I’ve been followed AND emailed by no less than 4 of these guys today alone.

Using my method, we’ll drive tens of thousands of people to your blog each week!

I’m sure you will. I didn’t ask you to, but…Ummm….thanks?

What about your title? Are you just throwing that away too? Maybe that’s why nobody looks at your blog…

That’s probably true, jackass.
Since I always write my titles after my posts, I think in going with some kind of listicle title you’d find on Buzzfeed, Huffington Post or, the worst ever, Up Worthy. 12 Blog Entries That Piss People Off
Or…
5 Ways To Drive Him Wild!

That last one is the winner.

Here goes, I’m going to
DRIVE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS TO MY BLOG!!!

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About MyJourney

I'm a 41 year old married father of 3. I am a sex addict. This blog is to document my progress, recovery and marital growth. Pornography is an evil creation. Let my experiences serve as a warning to all.
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One Response to 5 Ways To Drive Him Wild!

  1. I thought this was going to be a post on what not to do, since obviously the trashy chick in your pic isn’t going to drive anyone wild–well unless she’s the only one around.

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