Bring hundreds…NO…THOUSANDS of readers to your blog!
How?
Show titties or cleavage!
Show titties AND cleavage!
Put as much trash on your posts as possible!!!
I’ve been followed AND emailed by no less than 4 of these guys today alone.
Using my method, we’ll drive tens of thousands of people to your blog each week!
I’m sure you will. I didn’t ask you to, but…Ummm….thanks?
What about your title? Are you just throwing that away too? Maybe that’s why nobody looks at your blog…
That’s probably true, jackass.
Since I always write my titles after my posts, I think in going with some kind of listicle title you’d find on Buzzfeed, Huffington Post or, the worst ever, Up Worthy. 12 Blog Entries That Piss People Off
Or…
5 Ways To Drive Him Wild!
That last one is the winner.
Here goes, I’m going to
DRIVE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS TO MY BLOG!!!
My Journey Through Sex Addiction 
I thought this was going to be a post on what not to do, since obviously the trashy chick in your pic isn’t going to drive anyone wild–well unless she’s the only one around.