I have discovered my superpower. I have the ability to make My Bride shut down and completely withdraw within herself with the following 4 words:
Let’s Go Make Love
We were enjoying Breaking Bad. As the show end we started a small conversation. I have been experiencing very strong desires to be with her in a biblical sense, so I took a shot. “Let’s got the bed and rub each other.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means let’s go rub each other.”
“Can’t we do that on the couch?”
“Sure, but your neck will start to hurt.”
***here comes the superpower***
“Or we could go to the bedroom and make sweet love.”
:::insert cricket sounds here:::
My powers kick ass!!
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